i am a plain white t shirt
i am either a sexy model or a substandard musician
I tip cows for the sake of humanity.
I’m wearing a wifebeater
I have the power of LOVE
I have the power of Bear Hugs…
Roses that are dripping in the shape of a heart.
I have power over life and death. >:D
I have a tornado.
..CONTROL THE WEATHER. YES.
Garfield powers.
Ramona powers… Nice I guess.
Grey vest of uselessness that can only be used as pyjamas because it is so useless….
Power….
Gay plaid shirt from my girlfriend powers!
HELLO KITTY POWERS.
My face will be on all the merchandise.
ALL OF IT.
THE POWER TO PLAY THE SONG OF STORMS AND MAKE IT RAIIIIINNNNNN
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thisistheonething reblogged this from roboticonography and added:
Track and field invitational? Awww yisss Olympic medal here I come!
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roboticonography reblogged this from shewhoisneondaisies and added:
All eleven doctors if they were owls.
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jeguseiryn reblogged this from tobiornottobithatisthequestion and added:
Red with a zombie geisha lady? Deduce that for me Homes.
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sespint reblogged this from testymaker and added:
Im wearing a cheerleading shirt idfk what i am
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thisismebeinglame reblogged this from janeippo
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abster07 reblogged this from janeippo and added:
Okayyy soooo, I’m at work…. Wearing my security guard uniform….. >.> I— AM — SECURIBOT Model A-700. My job is to...
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collegechick14 reblogged this from wallacewellsbian and added:
I’m not wearing a shirt. So does this mean I don’t get special powers? :(
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withmybootson reblogged this from dhpt and added:
Freakin’ panda power!
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janeippo reblogged this from thiscrazzzythingcalledlife and added:
Umm…pink with polka dots. Jeez, I have the frilliest of all of them fml
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dhpt reblogged this from livehealthybefit and added:
my shirt has “meh” written on it. My super power is apathy?
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rawb619 reblogged this from citizenblue and added:
Green lantern!?? still fucking dope
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i-make-my-own-sun-shine reblogged this from eisencorgi and added:
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
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captainsaramerica reblogged this from iron-han and added:
H.P. Lovecraft reading from the Necronomicon and summoning Cthullhu? I uh… Well this is awkward. I was hoping to be the...
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eisencorgi reblogged this from idowhatiwantthor and added:
it’s my work shirt …Coldstone powers? do I… freeze things? NO WAIT TWIRLING SPADES OF DEATH
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idowhatiwantthor reblogged this from sicw-tony and added:
it’s red and there’s an american eagle insignia on it THE RED EAGLE … violent freedom maybe?
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moremoralthanyou reblogged this from emeralddreamer and added:
Sweet, commanding murders of crows and barbed wire. BEST SUPERPOWER EVER!
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citizenblue reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
it’s actually a bath wrap… so…………….
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sicw-tony reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
I’m wearing a blue military-issue undershirt. I have no idea.
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chakayoh reblogged this from wallacewellsbian and added:
Um, I have scrubs on.
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wallacewellsbian reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
I’ve gained the power of Princeton? If this means i get a 17 billion endowment I am so down!
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livehealthybefit reblogged this from shesshrinkingsheshrinking and added:
The power of GREY! Watch it..
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obscurliteraryreference reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
I AM THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
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rufustbarleysheaf reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
Uh. Teal power? Hooray?
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emeralddreamer reblogged this from makeuswholeisaac and added:
Brown tank, and I feel like a cow right now, so you figure it out lol.
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monpretenduevie reblogged this from iron-han and added:
The power of… chest hair?
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makeuswholeisaac reblogged this from iron-han and added:
^^Best superhero ever
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iron-han reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
Not wearing a shirt. …Super boobs?
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maegan15 reblogged this from brandibananas and added:
Sooo I’m wearing a King Travis Clothing shirt. It says “You’ll never know dear,how much I love you” and has a boy and...
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perfectlyqueer reblogged this from the-deviations and added:
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
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the-deviations reblogged this from tobiornottobithatisthequestion and added:
Blue team campaign shirt. ‘Indignation and Ignorance’. Dude.
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shesshrinkingsheshrinking reblogged this from courtnog and added:
The Power of LOVE?!
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unrepentantmaleotaku reblogged this from miggysbox and added:
A white button down and a blue blazer. I’M MOTHERFUCKING DAPPER
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ohhmeegeeitsbriii reblogged this from oh-you-fancy-aye
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oh-you-fancy-aye reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
What if your not wearing a shirt..
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testymaker reblogged this from cattomboy and added:
mickey mouse is on my shirt. what the fuck does that mean? I CAN SHAPESHIFT INTO A MOUSE?
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neverbendover reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
I can now be grey ???-_- lame
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tobiornottobithatisthequestion reblogged this from roses-and-secret-lives and added:
SHERLOCK HOLMES AW YEAH (and also Watson) Deduce all the things.
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impalamemories reblogged this from ahhhliz and added:
I’m naked… so what power is that?
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cattomboy reblogged this from news14 and added:
I can control Houses!
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godisnotonanyflatbread reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala and added:
Athlete? I have athletic powers?
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