guaninecytosine:

octavielilou:

thenextdragonborn:

sauabucnis:

my-three-patch-problem:

I watched Mycroft eat a kitten because I read Alone on the Water because I was told to.

/cries

I met Sherlock Holmes because Jim told me to and it was slightly awkward

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Mycroft’s umbrella because Mycroft forced me to and it was odd.

Damn straight it was odd

What the actual fuck.

I got attacked by Irene Adler because it made me happy and I screamed in joy.

Oh.

I shagged John Watson because that’s what people DO! and I ran away.

lolololol

I don’t watch Sherlock (yet) but I felt like doing this. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME:

“I met a kitten because Anderson is a douche and I cried” …?

Source: thatartyholmesian
  1. consulting-doofus reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    shagged Jim from IT...that’s what people DO
  2. askaster reblogged this from phonenixkey and added:
    Lestraud made me punch Molly Hooper because it made me feel better and I laughed. (Hmmmm….)
  3. wondakat reblogged this from sherlockxfile and added:
    I brought jam for a lucky cat because that’s how little Carl dies and Mrs Hudson brought up nibbles afterwards……… eh?
  4. nikkirevel reblogged this from kimofthefuture
  5. rebloggingmylikes reblogged this from entirelyunstable
  6. howloudthesilencescreams reblogged this from whenallofthesudden and added:
    I shagged Mycroft Holmes because he/she asked for it and I melted into a puddle on the floor. Wut. lolol
  7. pastelprincessnikki reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    burned the heart out of Sarah Sawyer,...laugh. I’m apperantly a homocidal maniac
  8. whenallofthesudden reblogged this from niish-vehtam-tor and added:
    I watched in horror as Mycroft ate kitten!John because Moriarty made me, and it hurt.
  9. niish-vehtam-tor reblogged this from timedetective and added:
    Anderson made me kick Jim from IT because I read Alone on the Water and it was odd. … yeah it was odd… but okay then.
  10. mytwistedlogic reblogged this from cervuxsequential and added:
    I shagged Jim Moriarty because I was bored and I screamed with joy.
  11. cervuxsequential reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    I watched John hug Anthea because I read Alone in the Water and it made me laugh. What.
  12. ozymandias2408 reblogged this from chickenisamazing and added:
    I shagged Jim from IT because Jim told me too and it made me laugh
  13. housearryn reblogged this from chickenisamazing
  14. chickenisamazing reblogged this from inspiredlemon and added:
    I watched John hug Anderson because I was bored and then I collapsed.
  15. limey-tea reblogged this from inspiredlemon and added:
    I bought jam for kitten!John because I read Alone on the Water and I was happy all day. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE HAPPY
  16. inspiredlemon reblogged this from mybedshapedshadow and added:
    Anderson made me kick a kitten because heroes don’t exist and it was awkward. lol he would
  17. mybedshapedshadow reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    got attacked by Jim from IT...it eased the pain of having
  18. lifeisafunnygame reblogged this from polarlucky
  19. acompletecircle reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    I met Irene Adler because I love him and it made me laugh. Nice one!
  20. wherethelost-boysmeet reblogged this from polarlucky and added:
    Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
  21. polarlucky reblogged this from thesimpsonsfangirl and added:
    “I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Jim told me to and I ran away.” O.o
  22. thesimpsonsfangirl reblogged this from sherlockian-humour
  23. queenofcomments reblogged this from sherlockian-humour
  24. get-your-stupidface-out-of-here reblogged this from the--consulting-timelord and added:
    the—consulting-timelord:
  25. maskedrose reblogged this from thatartyholmesian
  26. qkaosa reblogged this from squirrelock
  27. ellierratic reblogged this from squirrelock and added:
    I burnt the heart out of Mike Stumford because I’m a proper genius, too and I cried. lolwut. Me gusta anyway
  28. squirrelock reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    I was attacked by a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it was odd. THAT IS HARDLY SHERLOCK RELATED
  29. xxpanda92xx reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    burnt the heart out of...Holmes because Jim told...I was...
  30. crayonspink reblogged this from sherlockian-humour
  31. dimethylpolysiloxane reblogged this from csquared225 and added:
    Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people do! and I collapsed.
  32. red-head-society reblogged this from victorian-narwhal and added:
    I kissed DI Lestrade because I was told to and it was odd.
  33. youneedtobehere reblogged this from narynewt and added:
    I watched John hug a kitten because I ate all the jam and he was sad.
  34. likechippylikepixar reblogged this from narynewt
  35. xenofsound reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:
    kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy
  36. narynewt reblogged this from mgvdb and added:
    I kissed ANDERSON...love him and it hurt. WTF?
  37. vampwitch reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
    was slightly awkward!” LOL this will make more sense if Jim Moriarty made